went for PA sleepover from tuesday to wednesday.
indeed very fun., but it would've been better with more people, like last time.
watched Epic Movie, Snakes on a plane, death note 2 (yes, again), and PERFUME!
perfume is the funniest movie i've seen. we kept cracking jokes every 10 seconds about stuff in the movie. haha.
'PERFUME' SPOILER
So it started off with a very unpleasant birth scene where a woman is selling fish, then drops down under fish stall and gives birth in about five minutes. Then she pops back up and resumes selling fish. But baby's sense of smell pwns everyone's totally, and since it's not a nice place to be (among dirt and maggots and guts under a fish stall), baby starts crying like mad. Mother gets accused of trying to murder her own son and is executed.
Kid with a name I can't pronounce grows up. Nobody likes him because he has no body odour (not just a bad one, none at all.), apparently. But we think think it's because he goes around smelling things. He can smell a frog in the water, for Christ's sake. He smelt a dead rat full of maggots. Ew.
Long story short: He grows up to become one of them perfume workers. His sense of smell is perfectly pwning, therefore he can smell people. And apparently young girls smell really nice. He begins murdering girls to capture their scent. (he kills them by taking a club, konking them over their head, shaving off their hair and taking that along with all their clothes. that's how he gets the scent, from a boiled combination of their hair and clothes. dear me.) He succeeds. But when he's killed the last one and finished the scent, he's caught by the authorities! Oh no!
But it is okay. Because while he is in jail, he opens his perfume bottle and charms all the guards (...No, this is NOT a metaphor.), so he arrives to the execution site in a horse-drawn carriage with damn nice clothes. Everyone falls to their knees and gazes at him with stupidly vacant grins on their faces because he has applied the 13-young-girls-smelling perfume and smells damn nice. He stands on the raised thingy and flips his hankerchief at everyone. Even the bishop falls to his knees.
His Perfume-smelling Hankerchief is thrown into crowd. Mass orgy ensues.I am not even kidding. Even the bishop starts taking off his clothes and working what God gave him. the guy who playes Snape plays the father of one of the murdered girls. but when he ran forward to kill the perfume dude, he smells his daughetrs scent and then pleads to adopt him as his son. bloody funny. xD of course, the perfume dude refuses.
Perfume guy runs. You can so see the 'wtf' plastered all over his face. But he is now depressed, because he has remembered the girl he accidentally killed in the first place.
(For those who want to know, he was trying to smell her, and she got freaked out and screamed, so he clamped a hand over her mouth. But then he got distracted by a couple making out and forgot to take away his hand, so by the time he had torn his eyes away she had suffocated.)
Result: He goes back to where he was born with all the nasty dirty people and pours the perfume over himself. Poor people go mad, shout "It's an angel!" and proceed to eat him. Literally. He is so depressed, he lets them eat him. he takes it as a form of suicide. Don't ask why they would want to eat an angel, I don't know either. But they were convinced they did it purely out of love.
the final scene shows the perfume bottle lying on the ground of the smelly town. the camera zooms in, and you see ONE LAST DROP go DRIP onto the ground. then cut to credits. (we were like, 'oh dear. not another orgy. O_O why don't we get to see it!? xD')
The end.
End Spoiler
watch the movie, puny humans. or i will konk you over the head and sniff you. xD
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